seasnailsplatoon:

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

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bardicknowledgeblogger:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

A magical girl series where the girls transform into their DnD characters. 

Imagine being a typical shojo super villain and seeing an anime girl transform into a fucking Orc.

YES. PLEASE.

bardicknowledgeblogger:

wodneswynn:

wodneswynn:

DM:  “The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit.  And he rushes, and…hit.  And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit.  I’m sorry, man.”

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:   “Eh, it’s alright.  I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

I just lost six followers

I know that a lot of important literary themes and storytelling devices get lost if you look at Lord of the Rings as a d&d game.

But man, it’s just so good to look at the Lord of the Rings as a d&d game.

bardicknowledgeblogger:

sableaire:

To People Who Need a Christmas DnD Campaign Idea

I have a few, but I have no group to play it with, so I’ll list them here:

• Someone has stolen Santa Claus’ suit, which enables them to enter any house through chimneys and or doorcracks, control over Christmas elves (who are all DnD elves) and the ultimate bag of holding. They plan to use this to assassinate a public figure. You have been requested by Santa Claus himself to take back his suit for him. Also the antagonist must roll a will save every time they walk past a plate of milk and cookies.
  
  
• You are but a band of thieves breaking into a simple manor that is supposed to be empty, except one child has been left behind and yes, this is Fantasy Home Alone. Can you survive?
  
  
• Basically replicate the plot of Die Hard as long as you can and see how long it takes folks to figure out what you’re doing.
  
  
• You’re a bunch of bards with a caroling quota but everyone is having too many quest-worthy problems to enjoy your songs.

I love the caroling bards

fuckyahumor:

fruitloopghost:

hawkeye-aw-coffee-no:

lusec:

anothermarkiplierfan:

aroace-shitposter:

aroace-shitposter:

aroace-shitposter:

aroace-shitposter:

aroace-shitposter:

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hhhhhhh

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

oh nooooooo

(Source: snaufey)

maud-kenny:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

xiggymatsu:

papillon-noirsblog:

erinye:

skippercifer:

solluxismsnowaifu:

future-mrs-frost:

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

woops

Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

this is incredibly grecian 

How can anyone not reblog this?

(Source: goldenicarus, via halcyonpilot)

candiikismet:

elaxisfae:

naamahdarling:

lordthundercox:

Spectacular.

two tweenage coyotes and their get-along human

Me trying to see the best in people:

Literally

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base-nappa:

Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme